we control the world around us
Last season, after only a month, I
wrote some shit about the Braves, and they quickly proceeded to perform like we expect them to.
Two weeks ago, I
did it again, and since then they've been pretty damn amazing. The day after this latest post went up, Kelly Johnson broke out of his career-beginning slump in a major way, revealing me for the ignorant jackass that I am in the process. Andruw's been ridiculously awesome, and Smoltz has been pitching like it's 1996.
Obviously the Braves clubhouse regularly visits our humble site. Obviously they took our complaints to heart, and set about enacting positive change. Obviously our opinions are powerful and influential. Obviously you shouldn't fuck with Mesmerization Eclipse.