Friday, August 31, 2007
  Free Chic-Fil-Ayyyyyeeee!!

A close family friend now works at the corporate Chic-Fil-A office! Whaddup coupons! So yeah fill this this out and get a free sandwich and a coke! There you go Crews!
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
  The State!

Tuesday, August 28, 2007
  Falcons Report

So I have a bunch to post here just waiting on some pictures, mainly bday jam stuff. Anyways as a part of my birthday this year my wonderful and amazing wife bought me Falcons SEASON TICKETS! I was truly dumbfounded, to say the least. 10 games - 2 preseason & 8 regular season. Hot damn, season tickets to my favorite team, feelin' right!

Last night was the first game against the Bengals. This picture here is a view from our seats. Yesterday was a really weird time to be in Atlanta, and it seemed like this game was the center of the circus! Timing of it was nuts, Monday Night game the same day as the admission of guilt! Crazy. That being said, people were out and loud supporting the team after a day when their star said, yes i fucking did it. A lot of Vick jerseys were seen, & some vocal supporters on the trains into the game were heard. What amazed me most though about the game was the excitement for the team. GASP! THE FALCONS LOOKED GOOD LAST NIGHT! And the fans let them hear it! The attendance was moderately high, but not nearly fully - I chalk that up to it being a Monday night and preseason, but the fans were loud. I know its preseason, and I'm hyping my team, but shit its not like they were playing the Raiders - this was the Bengals - one of the most highly potent offenses in the league. All the starters played through the middle of the third quarter and the Falcons lead that entire time. Dunn went out early after getting hit hard on his second run attempt (i think), Crumpler was getting warmed up and had a few great catches with great yardage after the catch, and I'll be god damned but Joey Harrington showed the fuck up. He could have easily left that game in the 3rd quarter with 3 touchdown passes on the night. WTF! The third was a dropped ball by White that was placed perfectly by Harrington deep in the corner of the endzone, IN THE HANDS of White. He better get stickier gloves thats for damn sure. The crowd let him hear it after the drop (his main problem last year which he promised he fixed in the off season). Harrington's second TD pass was to Norwood in the flat and after an acrobatic sideline whip around to stay in bounds, Jerious high stepped in for a pretty TD. Ocho Cinco also racked up about 85 yards receiving and a pretty TD for some preseason BRAH points.

The defense looked fairly solid as well for going up against a beast like that. Abraham shut down Rudi several times, D Hall played alright against CJ, but got burned several times as well (guess the haircut reading "I Own #85" didnt really work) but he'll warm up. Kicking sucked, they tried two really long field goal attempts one missing over 50 yards by inches, the other shanked horribly.

So I'd like to post something after every game we go to this year, next one being Friday against the Ravens. Right now the worst the Falcons can do is 2-2 in the preseason - best 3-1, not shabby. Still preseason, I know so you cant get too excited. I know Harrington is going to throw his picks this year, but if he stays level headed and shows streaks of brilliance like last night, AND THE RECEIVERS CATCH THE DAMN BALL, things could be a little better than what everyone is expecting.

Oh yeah and most importantly, MY WIFE RULES!
Monday, August 27, 2007
  Introduction To Footbizzle...

Jared Brown posted something over at Kindercore about our Fantasy Football leage and the majik that has been concieved from the minds within. Season 5 is about to begin. Our draft was Saturday night and much fun was had. The shit has begun...(get ready to be in some shit)...

In other Footbizzle news, Darkness has rejoined the league after a 2 year hiatus much to the chagrin of his former co-coach (and sometimes Mezzy contributor) Elliott, who was heard Saturday night "lamenting" this factoid. Dark is now one of 5 coaches for the team, Wassup Crogers!
Friday, August 24, 2007
  Great Friday Afternoon Jam Sesh...

Toots & the Maytals
Live, New York 1976


1.Intro : Pressure drop.
2.Funky Kingston.
4.Take me home, country roads.
5.Time tough.
6.54 - 46 That's my number.
7.I got dreams to remember.
8.Reggae got soul.
9.Broadway Jungle.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
  i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts

This is completely stolen from Everyday Should Be Saturday. University of Michigan football player Marques "Grand Marques" Slocum answered some poll thing on his Facebook account, and wound up writing the funniest shit since I Am Charlotte Simmons. Here you go.

What is your favorite song of all time?

Just another nigga- state property II

Do you own any pets, and if so what do you have?

i got a fuck lion now come fuck wit me

Who do you admire most?

My mom CARLA, dat bitch da shit, i love her i think she da realest bitch alive

Do you have any tattoos, and if so what and where?

fuckin real

When do you plan on getting married?

it dont matta cuz i hope my wife know ima be playa 4 life

Get the number or give the number?

i would have 2 say bof

Romance or Kinky Sex?

it dont matta however i can get it

How do you feel?

i feel like killin somebody so dont be dat person… lol….not really dont be dat person

What size shoe do you wear?

a big enouf size 2 boot chu da fuck up outta here

T-Mobile, U.S. Cellular, Cingular/AT&T, or Sprint/Nextel

sprint/nextel bitch! dey got da best phones

Would you rather be hot or cold?

fuckin warm fuck dat hot shit and dat cold shit Id rather it be in da middle

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts

Opera, Musical, Concert, Play, Performance, or Other?

opera- no, musical- no, concert- maybe. play- no, performance- fuuuuuuuuuuuck no, other- no

What is your favorite clothing brand?

state property, im on my philly shit im on my jawn… lol

Most Memorable Past?

shit i couldnt tell u cuz i dont know

If you had to pick one car, which would it be?

96 impala ss

Your favorite Disney Films?

fuck disney

Why did the chicken cross the road?

cuz he was all fiend out

Do you support Paris?

why should i

Where is Waldo?

i killed dat punk muthafucka he owed me money

Favorite element?

i would have 2 go with………….. water

What was your last thought?

why da fuck am i doin dis interview

Firefox, Internet Explorer, Netscape, or other?

i dont give a fuck i just want 2 get on

Who are you going to vote for in 2008?


Juice and crackers or milk and cookies?

i want sum milk and cookies

Favorite fruit?


Which is worse? A bad laugh or a bad cough?

dam mafucka u just fucked up da mood, i guess i aint sayin no more jokes

Are you a cat or a dog person?

im fuckin wit a rock or a pit just so it can cha cat

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

deaf btu dam neither

Define yourself in 3 words…

im da shit

Do you eat cold cereal at night?

what da fuck is cold cereal

What is your favorite TV show?

the wire

Kill the spider or let it out?

man! fuck dat spider

Do you shower every single day?

shit i at least get a bird bath but yea i shower everyday dis summer its 2 hot not 2

Walking past a beggar, spare change or ignore?

shit ima be askin him 4 sum change

Boat or bus?

bus bitch! i cant swim

Where do you want to travel next?

da future

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthafucka

What is your favorite food?

I like 2 licky licky licky licky… lol

Do you read harry potter books?

who da fuck is dat!

If you could have one super human power what would you choose?

come on now i wanna fly i hate walkin dat shit overrated

Have you had a beer in the last week?

shit I downed a forty last night in 2min. and 37sec. yea, beerfest bitch! im ready 4 da boot!

Vitamin Water or Gatorade?

Bof of dem shits is nasty but i fuck wit gatorade

Favorite body part?

my whole fuckin body

Flip flops or sandles?

come on now! what type of question is dat?

What do you do on fridays?

whatever da fuck i feel like doin

Do you like bananas?

do u
Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Welcome to oldness, my friend.
  best thing ever

Monday, August 20, 2007

Accepts plea, going to jail for probably just under a year. Fuckin' crazy.
  Football Reverie...

- Adrian Peterson WOWed me on Friday night. That guy is going to be a true stud of the NFL in the near future. That spin move, snap! The Vikings are going to be a mixed bag this year. If their Defense shows up they should be alright, but I really think their running game is going to be what carries this team. No wideouts.

- I feel like shit about DJ Shockley. I was watching the game live when he hyperextended his knee and it did not look good. He was running for a nice gain in the open field when he went to cut and get by a defender and bam he gimped up and immediately fell to the turf doing all he could to just hold on to the ball. He clutched his left knee almost simultaneously. CARTED OFF, not good. MRI is scheduled for today, fingers crossed but expecting the worst. UPDATE: Just came across the wire that he tore his ACL - OUT FOR SEASON! fuck.

- Brandon Jacobs didn't do shit for me and I had my eye on him for my 3rd RB. Jason Campbell looks to be fine. Lil Matrix scored a TD in the little time he played! Matt Schaub looked damn good in his win over the Cardinals (Leinart looked good too).

- Our fantasy draft is this Saturday and things are looking good for my #3 pick. Have my eyes on a few for my first pick, we'll see how the first 2 picks go. Mojo or Mardi Gras?
Friday, August 17, 2007

Uh, right now. Mesmerization Eclipse, on WZBC 90.3 FM, from 3 to 5 pm.
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
  Jose Offerman Assaults Pitcher and Catcher With Bat

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. -- Former major league All-Star Jose Offerman was arrested Tuesday night after charging the mound and hitting the pitcher and catcher with his bat during an independent minor league game.

Bridgeport police said Offerman was arrested, but did not detail the charge. Police said he posted bond.

Offerman, playing for the Long Island Ducks in the Atlantic League, homered in the first inning. The next inning, he was hit by a pitch from Bridgeport's Matt Beech and charged the mound with his bat.

Offerman hit Beech in the hands and struck catcher John Nathans in the head.

The game was delayed for about 20 minutes because of the melee. Offerman, Beech and Bridgeport manager and former major league pitcher Tommy John were all ejected.

There was no immediate update on the condition of Beech or Nathans.

Offerman batted .273 during his 15 seasons in the majors. He last played in the majors in 2005 with Philadelphia and the New York Mets. He was an All-Star in 1995 with the Dodgers and 1999 with Boston.
  100 Shots Of Daydream

Rad photo set from the latest batch of SY shows.

Solid A.
Saw the sneak last night with L and Elliott and damn it does it live up to the hype. About 478 dick jokes!
  I Fuckin Hate That Song.....vol. 1

Amy Winehouse - Rehab
They tried to get her to go to rehab now she's gotta go go go Singer Amy Winehouse and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil finally admitted they have a drug problem and checked into rehab over the weekend. Apparently Amy collapsed last week after taking a cocktail of heroin, ecstasy, cocaine and the horse tranquillizer ketamine. The Daily Mail reports:

She was reported to have been caught smoking heroin in her suite by a friend, at which point her father Mitch flipped. Taxi driver Mitch arrived the next day with his wife Janis, and Fielder-Civil's stepfather Giles Civil and mother Georgette. According to a source close to the family, the meeting descended into a row and at one point Mr Winehouse grabbed Mr Civil by the throat. The source told a newspaper: "It broke Amy's heart to see her parents and in-laws fighting. "That was when she realized the drink and drugs were causing problems for everyone."
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
  Is this for real????

  links to recent reviews

This place might be kind of dead lately, but I upload reviews over at the Kindercore weblog with some regularity. Here are a few links.

1. review of Rick Spears and Chuck B.B.'s BLACK METAL
2. review of Grant Morrison and JH Williams III's BATMAN #667
3. reviews of various comics released on 8-1-07
Monday, August 13, 2007
  Ween: Live At Stubbs


Alright, I'm on a huge Ween kick right now so guess what, you get to read about it. This past weekend the dudes played back to back nights in Austin, TX. Austin to this band is kind of like their Mecca, basically because they have already released a live record combined from what was regarded as two of their best shows ever back in 2000. So anyways, the band loves playing there and these Stubb's shows have become pretty legendary in the Ween camp.

Well this weekend they may have topped all these previous Stubb's shows. They played Thursday and Friday night and in total they played 7+ hours of music and fucking 65 songs over the two nights...AND NOT ONE WAS REPEATED! Pretty fuckin' incredible. Technology continues to amaze me because both shows are already on the infranet for download. The link in the subject is a link to the streaming Thursday night show. Listen to it today at work, and I guarantee your day will be better for it.

Here is a list of all 65 songs they played this weekend:
HIV Song, The Golden Eel, Baby Bitch, Spinal Meningitis, Even If You Don't, Transdermal Celebration, Touch My Tooter, Slow Down Boy, Wavin My Dick In The Wind, Voodoo Lady, Zoloft, Exactly Where I'm At, Push The Little Daisies, Piss Up A Rope, Final Alarm, She's Your Baby, Frank, The Mollusk, Johnny On The Spot, Stroker Ace, Puerto Rican Power, Ocean Man, A Tear For Eddie, The Party, She Fucks Me, Indian Chant---> I Can't Put My Finger On It, Fiesta, Sketches Of Winkle, Sorry Charlie, Booze Me Up & Get Me High, Someday, She Wanted To Leave, Marble Tulip, Now I'm Freakin Out, Bananas & Blow, Take Me Away, Mr Richard Smoker, The Grobe, Mr Would You Please Help My Pony, Gotta Put The Hammer Down, Roses Are Free, Buckingham Green, Happy Colored Marbles, Nan, Pork Roll Egg and Cheese, Gabrielle, Dr. Rock, Pandy Fackler, Chocolate Town, Birtday Boy, Mutilated Lips, Joppa Road, Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain, I Don't Want It (acoustic w/ Dean electric solo!!), Flies On My Dick (w/Dickie Moist), Tick, You Fucked Up, Fat Lenny, Springtheme, Don't Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy), Fantasy, Don't Squeal on The Pusher, FLUFFY.

I love this band.
Friday, August 10, 2007
  your occasional radio reminder

Mesmerization Eclipse, WZBC 90.3 FM, 3 to 5 pm. Absolutely no idea what I'll be playing yet. This'll be the second week in a row I roll up five minutes before 3 with absolutely no cds on me.
Thursday, August 09, 2007
  Be Kind, Rewind

Damn, this looks great...

thanks to elliott for the heads up...
Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Tuesday, August 07, 2007
  Earth vs. Space Jam

  more stuff to read elsewhere

here's the third of my (mostly) weekly comic review columns over at the new Kindercore site.
Friday, August 03, 2007
  "Jesus Help ME Move My Jaw"

PICK THIS UP THIS WEEKEND! L and I listened to this last night and were in fucking tears. Highly recommended!

Plus that artwork is wicked.
Thursday, August 02, 2007
  2007 - 2009 Braves = 2002 - 2004 Mets.

2007 - 2009 Braves = 2002 - 2004 Mets.

Good job raping your farm system.
sa | 08.02.07 - 12:31 pm |

Seriously, I was hoping the Braves landed Tex for two reasons:

One, because trades like this is the exact opposite reason the Braves won 70 million division titles in a row. Their incredible farm system constantly supporting and augmenting the major league squad is what made them so consistently good. Trading FOUR of your very best prospects for a declining player (Tex is not as awesome as he used to be, and he's moving from a hitter's paradise to the NL) is exactly something out of the Steve Phillips guidebook.

Two, before the trade deadline I wasn't worried about the Braves. The Mets were injured and underachieving and still in first place. Now, this is gonna get exciting. Bring it on.
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
  Dock Ellis tidbits from various internets

One of the things on Dock's resume is attempting to hit every batter in the Cincinnati Reds lineup on May 1, 1974. He felt his teammates had lost their aggressiveness and were too easily intimidated. He announced before the game that "We gonna get down. We gonna do the do. I'm going to hit these motherfuckers." In an effort to prove a point to teammates, Ellis hit Pete Rose, Joe Morgan, and Dan Driessen in the top of the first. The clean-up batter Tony Perez avoided Ellis' attempts, instead drawing a walk, and after two pitches aimed at the head of Johnny Bench, Ellis was removed from the game by manager Danny Murtaugh. Ellis' box score for the game reads: 0 IP, 0 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0 K.

Of course, the big one is when he pitched a no-hitter on acid on June 12th, 1970. Ellis spent the morning relaxing in his hometown of Los Angeles, under the mistaken belief that it was an off day. Ellis dropped the acid at noon and an hour later his girlfriend noticed in the newspaper he had to pitch a game against the Dodgers that night in San Diego. Ellis boarded a shuttle flight to the ballpark, took some amphetamines to mitigate the effects of the acid, and then threw a no-hitter despite not being able to feel the ball or clearly see the batter or catcher. According to Ellis, catcher Jerry May wore reflective tape on his fingers, which helped Ellis to see his target.

"I can only remember bits and pieces of the game. I was psyched. I had a feeling of euphoria.

I was zeroed in on the [cather's] glove, but I didn't hit the glove too much. I remember hitting a couple of batters and the bases were loaded two or three times.

The ball was small sometimes, the ball was large sometimes, sometimes I saw the catcher, sometimes I didn't. Sometimes I tried to stare the hitter down and throw while I was looking at him. I chewed my gum until it turned to powder. They say I had about three to four fielding chances. I remember diving out of the way of a ball I thought was a line drive. I jumped, but the ball wasn't hit hard and never reached me."
  Secret Ween Show From Last Week Streaming On This Infranet

Killer show. If you are bored at work put this on and jam through a few hours. The person who posts these shows is awesome and will dump a full show up every month or so. They played in a park with a PA and it sounds righteous. First live appearance of Slow Down Boy. Smooth.
  my dogs


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Elliott is on AM 1690 the Voice of the Arts on Monday nights from 7-9PM for Radio Undefined
Crews is on WXDU on Tuesday mornings from ten to noon



Dark doesn't want to own her, but he can't let her have it both ways.

Cocaine Bref is proud of his island heritage & will riff with you.

Elliott is sufficiently breakfast.
PS3 ID: ATLbloodfeast

Crog works in the bullshit industry in Hollywood. He was born on May 7th, 1978.

Jerkwater Johnson (friend to CT Jake Motherfucker) lives in San Francisco. He likes snacking, and the Mets, and is the proprietor of a bar called Duck Camp.

some twitter things:
je suis france
still flyin'
reports (a band with dark in it)

some weblogs:
unrealized scripts
hillary brown
garrett martin
old man crews
microzaps kindercore
talking radio towers
corp. hq of the san antonio gunslingers
overundulating fever
big gray
unwelcome return
day jobs
maybe it's just me
captain scurvy
movies stella has not seen

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