True Fact: Marky Mark Was a Dick
Dude threw rocks and slurs at black kids when he was 15. When he was 16 he robbed a store on PCP, used slurs again, knocked out one Vietnamese man, and permanently blinded another in one eye. Later on he dedicated his ghostwritten autobiography to his cock.
Anyway, his half-brother is the burger guy at my company's cafeteria. And we'll be living in the same town as Marky Mark soon.