Wednesday, February 25, 2009
TRUE PREDICTIONS
1. The Watchmen movie will be horrible.
2. The Atlanta Braves will finish in third place in the NL East, with a record of 84-78. Vasquez will be better than expected, Lowe will meet expectations almost exactly, Kawakami and Jurrjens will disappoint. Hanson will debut in the summer and show flashes of dominance amid general inconsistency. The Braves, Mets, and Phillies will all beat up on the Nationals and the NL West and Central clubs not based in Chicago and LA.
3. The controversy over Resident Evil 5's racial offensiveness will be overwhelmed by the controversy over its disappointing mediocrity.
4. All the people saying Bobby Jindal sounds like Jack McBrayer will be at a loss whent hey inevitably encounter a third person with a Southern accent.
5. The backlash to the backlash over the Slumdog Millionaire backlash is about to get a backlash.
6. Nobody will click on these links to my Creative Loafing pieces: my thoughts on the New York Comic Con, and a preview of Sony's forthcoming DC Universe Online MMO.
1. The Watchmen movie will be horrible.
2. The Atlanta Braves will finish in third place in the NL East, with a record of 84-78. Vasquez will be better than expected, Lowe will meet expectations almost exactly, Kawakami and Jurrjens will disappoint. Hanson will debut in the summer and show flashes of dominance amid general inconsistency. The Braves, Mets, and Phillies will all beat up on the Nationals and the NL West and Central clubs not based in Chicago and LA.
3. The controversy over Resident Evil 5's racial offensiveness will be overwhelmed by the controversy over its disappointing mediocrity.
4. All the people saying Bobby Jindal sounds like Jack McBrayer will be at a loss whent hey inevitably encounter a third person with a Southern accent.
5. The backlash to the backlash over the Slumdog Millionaire backlash is about to get a backlash.
6. Nobody will click on these links to my Creative Loafing pieces: my thoughts on the New York Comic Con, and a preview of Sony's forthcoming DC Universe Online MMO.
