Thursday, April 10, 2008
WHY WE FIGHT.
1. Miscommunication over who should retrieve the forty dollars dispensed upon a cash-back transaction at the self-checkout aisle of a Shaw's grocery store.
2. Frustration over the speed at which one walks towards an idling car when being offered a ride home.
3. Failure to believe that the liger is, indeed, an actual animal.
4. A difference in opinion as to whether the quarters in the change jar should be used for laundry or morning doughnuts.
5. Ritualistic, drug-induced frenzy.
6. Occasionally incompatible beliefs as to what is or is not inappropriate behavior for a thirty-year-old man.
7. The frequently averred notion that the Atlanta Braves haven't been the same team since trading Ryan Klesko to the San Diego Padres in the waning days of 1999.
8. Primal bloodlust.
1. Miscommunication over who should retrieve the forty dollars dispensed upon a cash-back transaction at the self-checkout aisle of a Shaw's grocery store.
2. Frustration over the speed at which one walks towards an idling car when being offered a ride home.
3. Failure to believe that the liger is, indeed, an actual animal.
4. A difference in opinion as to whether the quarters in the change jar should be used for laundry or morning doughnuts.
5. Ritualistic, drug-induced frenzy.
6. Occasionally incompatible beliefs as to what is or is not inappropriate behavior for a thirty-year-old man.
7. The frequently averred notion that the Atlanta Braves haven't been the same team since trading Ryan Klesko to the San Diego Padres in the waning days of 1999.
8. Primal bloodlust.
