Sidewalk: 1, My Back: 0
There's a reason you're legally obligated to shovel your sidewalk in Massachusetts. Today I completely wiped out on some lazy asshole's iced-over sidewalk on Mossland while walking to the train, and my back and elbow have been aching ever since. If this shit isn't better by tomorrow morning, I'm definitely suing the hell out of somebody. Good thing I wasn't walking Oscar, or I could've crushed the little guy.
And hey, Blue Cross Blue Shield of Massachusetts - that was a total dickhead move you pulled yesterday. You know what I'm talking about.