Fuck the Mets.
Johan Santana was my favorite non-Brave until today. Now I hate him with the fury of a thousand exploding suns. Unlike Pedro, Johan isn't nearly awesome enough to make me forgive his horrible Mets-ness. He's also an asshole for refusing Minnesota's totally reasonable 5-year / $100 million offer. Still, this'll make it even sweeter when the Braves when the division next year.
And shit, I have way too many Mets on my keeper team now. Johan, Pedro, David Wright: all are available, if you're still in Baseball Moguls. Which I don't think is a single one of you dickheads.