Things That Confound Me
1. How could anybody like Dinosaur Jr's
Bug more than
You're Living All Over Me? I can understand Guitar Center dudes preferring the major label Dino stuff to the earlier, noisier records, but I can't fathom how anybody would pick Bug over YLAOM.
2. How the hell is mistaking somebody's last name racist?
3. Why does anybody give a shit about the Home Run Derby? It's so amazingly boring.
4. What the hell is up with John Turturro's ears in
The Bronx is Burning? Was Billy Martin really the illegitimate son of Dumbo?
5. When does the awesome good time end, and the priapism begin?