Things That Confound Me
1. How could anybody like Dinosaur Jr's Bug
more than You're Living All Over Me
? I can understand Guitar Center dudes preferring the major label Dino stuff to the earlier, noisier records, but I can't fathom how anybody would pick Bug over YLAOM.
2. How the hell is mistaking somebody's last name racist?
3. Why does anybody give a shit about the Home Run Derby? It's so amazingly boring.
4. What the hell is up with John Turturro's ears in The Bronx is Burning
? Was Billy Martin really the illegitimate son of Dumbo?
5. When does the awesome good time end, and the priapism begin?