I ate a Whopper last week
for the first time ever. The BK Whopper, not a stupid malt ball, and God DAMN was it amazing! Why the hell haven't I been eating these things for the last twenty years? How could my parents allow me to grow old without ever tasting the inconceivable deliciousness of the Whopper? Seriously, it just might be the second or third finest fast food product EVER. How the fuck did McDonalds NOT go out of business like thirty years ago? Is it possible the Big Mac is just as good, or, dare I say, even
better? Maybe I should try one of them now...