Thursday, March 01, 2007
fiddytwo boozin's
Last night I was boozin' it up at Boozie's, the best booze-bar intown Boozeton. Then I got home and walked that dog and read the latest issue of 52 (number 43, I think?). It hurt my heart. At the end, Sobek, the friendly and nervous talking crocodile (sometimes referred to as Tawky Crawky), tricked his teenaged buddy Osiris into saying Black Adam's name, thus reverting to his real crippled teenager self. Sobek then ate the shit out of him. That made me cry just a little bit, becaues all crippled Middle Eastern boys who get freed from slavery and become a superhero should have a talking animal pal they can trust to not eat them. Sobek was such a sweetheart but fuggin' it was a RUSE all along. You can tell when talking crocs are rusing you when their eyes start to glow, and when they try to trick you into saying your hero's name. So Ice if a talking crocodile ever tries to get you to talk about Neo and/or Reggie Bush then watch the fuck out.
Last night I was boozin' it up at Boozie's, the best booze-bar in
