I live in the stupidest fucking city on Earth
Seriously. Boston makes
Springfield look like that island where brilliant scientists are forced to develop new improbably high-tech weapons for their evil supervillain captors. I just watched the city's press conference, where both the mayor and the governor reiterated that whoever put these "suspicious devices" around town will face federal charges and be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Even though they aren't explosive, have been up for two to three weeks, and can also currently be found in nine other cities. William Street and Cartoon Network could pretty much be fucked because of this town's complete idiocy.
Here's what they look like: