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They keep our cafeteria tv tuned to Fox News. Every other segment was about Anna Nicole Smith's son. They'd talk about terrorists for two minutes, then Anna Nicole Smith's son for three. They'd bash the UN for 90 seconds, then give us an update on Anna Nicole Smith's son. They'd talk down to Diane Feinstein about the shrill tone of the Democrats as they exploit 9/11 for their own political gain for 3 minutes, then show pictures of Anna Nicole and her son in happier days. They'd cut to a Head On commercial (apply directly to the forehead!), and then return with a late-breaking update on Anna Nicole Smith's son, with absolutely no new facts whatsoever. And I'm glad they did this, for my mind kept returning to that poor woman and her tragic loss, coming so swiftly after the blessed miracle of her beautiful daughter's birth. I found myself wandering if there were any new developments every three minutes, and fortunately Fox was there to fill me in. Thank God for Fox News!