my thoughts on the various Andruw-to-Boston rumors
ANDRUW JONES for...
COCO CRISP and JULIO LUGO: no way.
COCO CRISP and MARK LORETTA: just fuckin' retarded.
COCO CRISP, CRAIG HANSEN, and CLAY BUCHHOLZ: eh... I'd rather not.
COCO CRISP, CRAIG HANSEN, and BRANDON MOSS: again, no thanks.
COCO CRISP, CRAIG HANSEN, and JON LESTER: I
guess so.
GABE KAPLER, LENNY DINARDO, and JOHNNY PESKY: getting warm!
GABE KAPLER, LENNY DINARDO, JOHNNY PESKY, and THE HEAD OF TED WILLIAMS:
BY THE EIGHT-LEGGED STEED OF ODIN, YES!