Friday, June 02, 2006
THE TRUTH ABOUT...
Every day MESMERIZATION ECLIPSE takes a revealing look at a different celeberity in a brand new feature we call THE TRUTH ABOUT.... Today our subject is baseball legend Roger Clemens.
Roger Clemens can only pee while sitting down.
He killed Gandhi by making him eat tacos. Gandhi died from sadness.
Instead of a jockstrap, Roger Clemens wears an "Aerosmith Rules" headband around his balls.
He's the world highest paid ass model....with his face (ohhhhh!).
He Was a major influence on Robert Smith and The Cure.
Roger Clemens thought Hurricane Katrina was cool.
He got his wife penis enlargement surgery for christmas last year.
His favorite song is "Butterfly" by Crazytown.
Roger Clemens hit his first professional home run in an interleague play game against Montreal in 1999. The pitcher? Macauley Culkin.
Everytime Roger Clemens strikes somebody out an angel gets herpes.
Everytime someone hits a home run off Roger Clemens an angel gets laid (herpe-free).
He makes Kenny Rogers (the baseball one) seem like a pretty cool dude.
Satan refers to Roger Clemens as "that jagoff".
(thanks to our friend Ice for these fascinating glimpses into the private life of our favorite ballplayer)
Every day MESMERIZATION ECLIPSE takes a revealing look at a different celeberity in a brand new feature we call THE TRUTH ABOUT.... Today our subject is baseball legend Roger Clemens.
Roger Clemens can only pee while sitting down.
He killed Gandhi by making him eat tacos. Gandhi died from sadness.
Instead of a jockstrap, Roger Clemens wears an "Aerosmith Rules" headband around his balls.
He's the world highest paid ass model....with his face (ohhhhh!).
He Was a major influence on Robert Smith and The Cure.
Roger Clemens thought Hurricane Katrina was cool.
He got his wife penis enlargement surgery for christmas last year.
His favorite song is "Butterfly" by Crazytown.
Roger Clemens hit his first professional home run in an interleague play game against Montreal in 1999. The pitcher? Macauley Culkin.
Everytime Roger Clemens strikes somebody out an angel gets herpes.
Everytime someone hits a home run off Roger Clemens an angel gets laid (herpe-free).
He makes Kenny Rogers (the baseball one) seem like a pretty cool dude.
Satan refers to Roger Clemens as "that jagoff".
(thanks to our friend Ice for these fascinating glimpses into the private life of our favorite ballplayer)
