Friday, August 19, 2005
What I've Learned
1. Juliana Margulies is not that good looking.
2. Alligator Adventure is probably worth the money, even though I'm pretty sure that UTAN, the 20-ft. King of the Crocs, is made out of plastic.
3. If you want to drink a juice-box, drink a juice-box.
4. Be Cool is the worst movie of the year.
5. D'Angelo's invented the Big Papi as a part of their covert scheme to slowly eliminate all David Ortiz fans.
6. They sell Yuengling in the Carolinas.
7. The one episode of Stella that I've seen was pretty excellent.
8. Getting promoted has absolutely nothing to do with managerial skill or competence.
9. Scrubs more than makes up for Garden State.
10. Myrtle Beach has more pancake houses per capita than any other city in America.
11. Kung Fu Hustle is one of the better movies of the year.
12. My wife and I have a knack for indirectly breaking couples up. If you're a couple, and you've moved to Boston from some other city, don't hang out with us, or soon enough you will split. YMSP82 and Hortense are/were the exception, but we've known those folks for years.
13. The Most Extraordinary Space Investigations is like The Brian Crews Show, but with Sarah Silverman co-starring, for some inexplicable reason.
14. I haven't seen too many movies this year.
15. Those new-fangled thermometers with the little calculator screens and the metal tips totally blow the shit out of those old mercury ones. Thanks, 21st century!
16. Sase, the free independent newsweekly published and edited by bored Myrtle Beach society house-wives, is the most entertaining independent newsweekly in America.
17. The new Bad News Bears is better than its rep. A fine film, even if it can't match the original. It is a movie that I have seen this year.
18. There's very little Yahtzee in Yahtzee Texas Hold 'Em.
1. Juliana Margulies is not that good looking.
2. Alligator Adventure is probably worth the money, even though I'm pretty sure that UTAN, the 20-ft. King of the Crocs, is made out of plastic.
3. If you want to drink a juice-box, drink a juice-box.
4. Be Cool is the worst movie of the year.
5. D'Angelo's invented the Big Papi as a part of their covert scheme to slowly eliminate all David Ortiz fans.
6. They sell Yuengling in the Carolinas.
7. The one episode of Stella that I've seen was pretty excellent.
8. Getting promoted has absolutely nothing to do with managerial skill or competence.
9. Scrubs more than makes up for Garden State.
10. Myrtle Beach has more pancake houses per capita than any other city in America.
11. Kung Fu Hustle is one of the better movies of the year.
12. My wife and I have a knack for indirectly breaking couples up. If you're a couple, and you've moved to Boston from some other city, don't hang out with us, or soon enough you will split. YMSP82 and Hortense are/were the exception, but we've known those folks for years.
13. The Most Extraordinary Space Investigations is like The Brian Crews Show, but with Sarah Silverman co-starring, for some inexplicable reason.
14. I haven't seen too many movies this year.
15. Those new-fangled thermometers with the little calculator screens and the metal tips totally blow the shit out of those old mercury ones. Thanks, 21st century!
16. Sase, the free independent newsweekly published and edited by bored Myrtle Beach society house-wives, is the most entertaining independent newsweekly in America.
17. The new Bad News Bears is better than its rep. A fine film, even if it can't match the original. It is a movie that I have seen this year.
18. There's very little Yahtzee in Yahtzee Texas Hold 'Em.
