Monday, July 18, 2005
do spoilers matter if you're fairly sure nobody you know gives a shit?
All I know about Harry Potter comes from newspaper articles and CNN segments about how groin-grindingly popular he is. I've never read a page of the books, nor seen even a second of the films (outside of trailers). Thanks to the media's collective orgasm every time a book is released, though, I have come to learn the names and general roles of various major characters. All the reviews mention how dark the new book is, and how the ending is a major downer. Despite having no first-hand contact with the series, I believed I could predict the ending of the latest installment, based on these reviews. This incredibly awesome website confirms my suspicions. I don't give a crap about Potter, but this site is still pretty cool. I recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind getting their shit spoiled.
UPDATE: This site tries harder, but can't touch the beatiful simplicity of the original.
All I know about Harry Potter comes from newspaper articles and CNN segments about how groin-grindingly popular he is. I've never read a page of the books, nor seen even a second of the films (outside of trailers). Thanks to the media's collective orgasm every time a book is released, though, I have come to learn the names and general roles of various major characters. All the reviews mention how dark the new book is, and how the ending is a major downer. Despite having no first-hand contact with the series, I believed I could predict the ending of the latest installment, based on these reviews. This incredibly awesome website confirms my suspicions. I don't give a crap about Potter, but this site is still pretty cool. I recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind getting their shit spoiled.
UPDATE: This site tries harder, but can't touch the beatiful simplicity of the original.
