co. tailgate party
Oh man, eatin' wings at nine in the morning, chinese swedish meatballs in a crockpot, fuckin' Dunkin everywhere, and all the ladies in their Vinatieri and Brady jerseys, the fellas in their Dillions and Seymours... it'd be a magical sight, if it weren't OUTTASITE!
What a great day to be a fuckin' New Englander, and a damn-hell-fuck Pats fan!
I hope I cancelled payment on that Mike Vick erotic cake I was gonna have delivered.
I'm gonna go eat a ton of shit and puke in my boss's toupee...