I'm all excited and everything, but...
please, God, let it end.
I'm getting sick of waiting on the loudest, longest, stickiest, and (being Boston) whitest ejaculation in human history. Hopefully it’ll go down tonight, because I’m getting pretty damn sick of this shit. This town is inundated with complete baseball fags, who are tragically incapable of talking about anything else, ever. I hope to fall asleep tonight coated in viscous municipal fluids that have been slowly stirred by an 86-year blow job. Please, Lord, let it rain down upon us tonight.