the world of man has reached its ultimate apex
Nothing in the history of existence has exceeded this. Were the world to end today (which it shall, my friends) this would be estimated by God herself to be the greatest achievement by the sorry shitfaced contingent of pathetic humanity to ever achieve achieveful achievement. When once one comes to tears, others learn to love. The universe is full of sadsack mustachioed lotharios, each less pathetic and indicative than the last. If Matt Roth can succeed, then there is hope for us all.