Tuesday, February 03, 2004
The Very Greatest Exemplar of American Mores and Ideals
my, lady, what a super bowl we were fortunate enough to have foisted upon us this past weekend. those two teams really played some football, buddy. it was good when they did that stuff they did. my favorite part was when that brave American walked on the moon. we fucking showed them moon people what's what. people up here were so excited they forgot they were drunk and tried to drive. there's some big parade and celebratory gala today that will supposedly slow this town down to a standstill. i'd love to go, if they'd only unchain me from my cubicle long enough, hahahahahahah!
Anyhow, musically, that halftime show was astounding. The last time that many Stars congregated together upon one stage was when that old famous guy died (not the one with the hat but the other one). I must say, though, as entertaining as it most definitely was, it was also as classless and offensive as the 1972 mayoral race between Sam Massell and Maynard Jackson Jr. Deplorable, indeed.
my, lady, what a super bowl we were fortunate enough to have foisted upon us this past weekend. those two teams really played some football, buddy. it was good when they did that stuff they did. my favorite part was when that brave American walked on the moon. we fucking showed them moon people what's what. people up here were so excited they forgot they were drunk and tried to drive. there's some big parade and celebratory gala today that will supposedly slow this town down to a standstill. i'd love to go, if they'd only unchain me from my cubicle long enough, hahahahahahah!
Anyhow, musically, that halftime show was astounding. The last time that many Stars congregated together upon one stage was when that old famous guy died (not the one with the hat but the other one). I must say, though, as entertaining as it most definitely was, it was also as classless and offensive as the 1972 mayoral race between Sam Massell and Maynard Jackson Jr. Deplorable, indeed.
