Dear President Schwarzenegger...
Several years ago The France
recorded one of the first eps we ever released on our own. It was a "concept" ep about a utopian society. Arnold Schwarzenegger was the president, Sly Stallone was the vice president, Pele and Jackie Chan were high ranking members of Schwarzenegger's cabinet, there were battles with Italy over the pizza mines, aliens were involved, and so were mushrooms (on the za of course). Half was recorded in San Francisco, the other half recorded at Club OTP outside of ATL. We thought we had done it! 9 tracks spanning some of the most mindbending topics ever imagined. What name could wrangle this beast...but only one...we dubbed the magnificence, "Dear President Schwarzenegger...Best Regards, Vice President Stallone"
. We printed up the cover art, burned about 50 copies of it, life was right. Then we couldn't fucking give it away.
Tomorrow a little movie by the name of THE SIMPSONS
is released to theatres across the not so utopian society known as America. In this film, you will find the one and only PRESIDENT SCHWARZENEGGER. Oh they must have paid you thousands for the use of your idea right? YES, YES THEY DID!* Fox paid us $57,000 for the idea and you can join every member of the France for the most righteous pizza party of all time (with autograph sesh), tomorrow evening outside "that one theater".
Also, Nokahoma Records
will have a special sale on the "Dear President Schwarzenegger...Best Regards, Vice President Stallone
" ep, you pay for shipping, you promise to write an honest review of the thing (which will be posted here at mez), and you get it FREE
! Just because we want to expand your fucking mind. So comment here with your email address if you want one.
Also 2, Ice came up with a killer DEAR PRESIDENT SCHWARZZY THEATER GAME
! First off, get to the theater an hour before showtime. Kick some brews, za, and anything else that gets you zooted. Second, bring a backpack and circumnavigate theater security with that thing choc full of beer. Third, you have to chug every time SCHWARZZY is on screen, and take a drink every time his name is called. You'll thank us later.
Just remember, we thought of everything first.
Je Suis France
*Horseshit fish punch