and Lady Douchebag had a baby girl over the weekend. Congrats in the higest regard! An email from the lord himself:
I have a daughter. [Baby Douchebag] was born this evening at 6:55 PM. She was early, but ready. She's a healthy 6 lbs, 3 oz. and looks great. [Lady Douchebag] is healthy too. Pictures may follow. Forward this on to people who I've left off.
Actually, wouldn't it be Princess Douchebag? I am going to guess that the first song PD ever hears is by Snoop.