A Fine Birfday Gift
The parents stepped it up big time and surprised the hell out of me with this great new grill. Took me about 30 minutes to assemble, not bad though. Uh, can you say Sundays at NEW-TP??!?!
The first thang cooked on the Silver Elite?
No, not two dongs in a puddle of piss, you pervs. TWO TIGHT ASS BRATS SOAKED IN BEER!! Ice and I chomped em down while guzzlin' a few (Why wasn't L there? She waz out with Randi gettin a salad!). Good jams to come.