Thursday, June 01, 2006
The Lady Who Smoketh Meth On Memorial Day
Hey, its Memorial Day. So what better way to celebrate than to have a cookout at a pool with a bunch of crazy ass hillbilly meth heads? Jammin tight spirals at Bobby and Carly's pool, enjoying some jams (which this lady tried to take over), chompin some brats, sluggin some cool brews...shit was upper crust hammjamm. Well this group of necks were the only others at the pool that day and they were fun to be around, splashing, hootin & hollerin', talkin' racin'. Well as Icy B, Thorny, and I were discussing the finer things in life in the shallow end - Ice noticed they had all gravitated towards the hidden corner of the pool and were enjoying a laid back smoke break. Ice had to investigate. "Since when does weed smell like melting plastic?" Yo dogg, i dont know.
So they essentially smoked Meth in the corner of the pool for close to an hour and then the fun began. This lady was straight fucked. At one point YACHT ROCK 1 playlist had finished on the Ipod and I was going to put on YACHT ROCK 2 when she said... (at this point laying on some inflatable raft by herself head dangling to one side) "Honey, put our song on. Put on that music song. That song...gurrrrgggllee." Her friends who had retreated to what we thought was the METH DEN came back to get her to take her to what we imagined as a spaghetti dinner. She almost fell into the pool twice, hugged two of us and said she loved us so much, and then almost fell off a wall. This lady ruled.
Once gone, we did some further detective work and actually found the meth tube they were using which we tossed in the woods for the chipmunks to use. An hour passes and she returns (this picture) and is locked out of the pool area - WITH HER MOTORCYCLE HELMET ON! She was yelling gibberish with that damn helmet on and we couldnt hear a word she was saying but damn did it give us a chuckle. I let her in and she at that point wondered around talking to herself. Her husb-friend came after her saying she was looking for some "glasses" (which they did find) but we were just hoping they didnt see alvin, simon, and theodore getting high as the moon (skipping on the moon).
So yeah, GREAT AMERICAN.
Hey, its Memorial Day. So what better way to celebrate than to have a cookout at a pool with a bunch of crazy ass hillbilly meth heads? Jammin tight spirals at Bobby and Carly's pool, enjoying some jams (which this lady tried to take over), chompin some brats, sluggin some cool brews...shit was upper crust hammjamm. Well this group of necks were the only others at the pool that day and they were fun to be around, splashing, hootin & hollerin', talkin' racin'. Well as Icy B, Thorny, and I were discussing the finer things in life in the shallow end - Ice noticed they had all gravitated towards the hidden corner of the pool and were enjoying a laid back smoke break. Ice had to investigate. "Since when does weed smell like melting plastic?" Yo dogg, i dont know.
So they essentially smoked Meth in the corner of the pool for close to an hour and then the fun began. This lady was straight fucked. At one point YACHT ROCK 1 playlist had finished on the Ipod and I was going to put on YACHT ROCK 2 when she said... (at this point laying on some inflatable raft by herself head dangling to one side) "Honey, put our song on. Put on that music song. That song...gurrrrgggllee." Her friends who had retreated to what we thought was the METH DEN came back to get her to take her to what we imagined as a spaghetti dinner. She almost fell into the pool twice, hugged two of us and said she loved us so much, and then almost fell off a wall. This lady ruled.
Once gone, we did some further detective work and actually found the meth tube they were using which we tossed in the woods for the chipmunks to use. An hour passes and she returns (this picture) and is locked out of the pool area - WITH HER MOTORCYCLE HELMET ON! She was yelling gibberish with that damn helmet on and we couldnt hear a word she was saying but damn did it give us a chuckle. I let her in and she at that point wondered around talking to herself. Her husb-friend came after her saying she was looking for some "glasses" (which they did find) but we were just hoping they didnt see alvin, simon, and theodore getting high as the moon (skipping on the moon).
So yeah, GREAT AMERICAN.
