Jim's Meme II
1. Worst DVD I own:
Uncle Sadam. Bought it in the $.99 bin at Media Play over Christmas last year and thought it would be a genuine riot. I mean look at that cover. Ice and I got our beers ready and about 4 of those over the 60 minute DVD didnt help a bit. Probably 2 parts in the whole thing that made you even chuckle - it was as if they gave two 11th graders a plane ticket to Baghdad and called it a day.
2. Worst concert I've seen in person:
Hard to beat dark's recount of one of the worst nights in France history (especially since that tranny grabbed my balls as we were jamming the JSF/DMX intro (still a good idea). A couple other ones come to mind - Jean Loves Jezebel / Pursuit Of Happiness (opening for Lemonheads) at the POWER 99 Bike Path Jam. Silverchair at Music Midtown.
But probably head and shoulders above them all was The Lilith Fair. I took my girlfriend at the time as a present for her birthday. She is a lesbian now, and fuck if I didn't see any of the god damned signs. WE WENT TO THE FUCKING LILITH FAIR! Sat with a bunch of other lesbians that night too (including a few from mine, Jim, and Dark's class of ‘95). Sat through ear raping sets from - Sarah McLachlan, Fiona Apple, Indigo Girls, Michele Ndegeocello, and fucking JOAN OSBORNE! One slightly good thing about this show was Susanna Hoffs (Bengals) played on the side stage right next to us...still that sucked. The whole night was one of the worst in my life.
3. Worst experience ever in a restaurant:
Frankie's at the Prado - Two years ago during March Madness I went there for the first Thursday of games (some what of an old tradition from our days at Walton). Went late like 1 to try and beat the crowds, but it was fucking packed. I found a single table right in the bar area and within 2 minutes some guy came by and gave me a menu. 25 minutes later he came back for my drink order - I went ahead and put in my lunch order. 40 minutes later he comes back with my drink and I tell him - look I am already late getting back to the office - I need my bill and my food to go. 5 minutes later the manager brings out my chicken philly on a regular plate. I tell him I need my bill NOW and a then proceed to scarf down my food as directly as possible. After the first bite I place the sandwich back down on the plate - then low and behold a man's ring falls out of my sandwich and rolls onto my plate. I look at it as I am now choking down my first huge bite. Im fucking disgusted - I get the attention of the waiter who tries to skirt me and I yell - NO NOW! He comes over and I show him what the fuck just fell out of my sandwich. He says "oh, uh let me see if I can get you another one" and takes off. I am pushing an hour and a half lunch at this point - so I grab my shit and fucking leave with out leaving a god-damned penny on the table.
4. Worst movie I've ever seen in the theater:
City Slickers II - enough said.
5. Worst book I've actually finished:
I don't remember the title - but it was the book I had to read in ECON 301 at UGA. It was a murder mystery that was supposed to teach you fucking economics. OH shit it was god awful.
6. Worst looking/least appealing celebrity I'd have intimate relations with "just to tell the story":