Fuck A Bag Of....
To straight up rip a segment from your favorite Douchebag
1. ...UPS - long story short. I sent a package to Matt in DC - it was a framed picture for his birthday. It was wrapped well in bubble wrap and boxed at the UPS store by my office. When I dropped it off there I told the inane woman there that I only wanted the package left if the door to their house was INSIDE - but if it was outside - not to leave it b/c it was snowing so heavily there and I didnt want the package to get damaged. It was supposed to be delivered on Monday Feb. 6th. It wasnt. The tracking number said it was. I filed a complaint with UPS explaining my side. They said bullshit and essentially told me to go fuck myself. This Monday - Matt calls me. They found the package. In their back yard. Buried in a snow drift. The driver had subsequently thrown the package over a 7' brick wall into the back yard - it had landed in the snow and was covered up for two weeks until the snow melted some. I filed another complaint with the assholes stating that the driver threw a package that was clearly marked FRAGILE over a wall - they told me one of their drivers would never have done that.
2. ...Bringing Your Lunch. Fuck this man - I know WHY I should do it - saving $ and a healthy option vs. eating out, but fuck it. Its boring as hell.
3. ...New York Noise Vol. 2 - I heard volume 1 was great - don't waste your time with Vol. 2. There are maybe one or two highlights out of a very LONG cd (remember I love this shit). Even the long lost Sonic Youth song sucks.
4. ...my 20G Laptop - its sad that my laptop has the same amount of memory as my fucking ipod.
5. ...Date Movie - don't even start. Worst movie I have seen in 10 years.