Thursday, December 22, 2005
Honeysuckle Sweet Night
So with the move and other excitement that will be noted here in the future, L and I haven't had a second to do any sorts of holiday enjoyment. As a matter of fact, up to this point - our SUPER DAZZLE Christmas Season has kinda sucked. Thus being, last night was the first time I had a chance to go out on my own and do some shopping. Promptly and quickly started at 9:40PM and hit up a few choices purchasing spots. A liquor store to take care of the coworkers and then off to the cabalistic land known as KMart. The only one close to the place we are staying happens to be right across the street from ATLandmark the INTERNATIONAL BOWL ARCADE. Naw, didnt have time to shoot in for a sweet ass version of "Holy Diver", but either way I gave it a wink as I drove by. The KMart amazement was located off of Buford Highway in a not so awesome part of town and due to some quick thinking on my part - I knew they were open until midnight. Why KMart you ask? Well clearly they were the "PRICEBUSTER" when it came to my dad's Norelco Quadra Action 7800XLCC. There are about 12 cars in the parking lot as I rolled in about 10:30, but I must say that the freaks were lettin' it all hang out a little earlier than midnight last night. I saw two haggard 60 year old women smoking in the store and arguing with a clerk about a $1.50 towel she wanted for .$75 and was about to break this womans face over. "You must be a stupid girl" I heard as I charged on towards electronics. Weaving my way through the metalic landscape, I rounded the corner of one isle clearly catching a couple in the middle of a shoplifting scheme. Col Busted. I reach the preliminary boundry of the electronics dept and the KMart dude was mackin' on this thick chick. I was there to completely fucking bust up his score for the night to buy a fucking razor (with a self cleaning base). I waited for a while at the counter and he obviously didnt give a fuck about me, so finally I was all "hey, can I see this tight ass face shaver". He comes over slings open the case pulls out the blue one. Naw dawg, my dad dont dig on Aqua Marine, GUN METAL GREY - HOMES. After a lightning quick inspection, it passes the analysis and I'm ready to check out so this guy can get back up in dem guts. Dude, still pissed that I impeded upon his flow, goes to scan the item over the desensitizing thing and fucking slides the ONLY NORELCO 7800XLCC in the whole God Damn store right off the counter to the ground. Busting the box. He starts freakin out and brushing it off telling me not to worry b/c there is foam in there protecting the goods. I ask to switch the box, we do and I roll. At this point I just want to fucking get the shit out of KOOKY CASTLE. I nab some wrapping paper and a few choice looks from the interracial couple as I jam a killer drum solo on the kid drums at the front. Though jamming, I was ready to get out of there. Pay up and I fly out the door. Get to my car and as I am loading my shit into the trunk, an iridescent glow comes forth around the exterior rims of my vehicle. I look up and who is parked exactly next to my car climing out with a little sweet young thang? Kevn Kenny mutherfuckers! Honeysuckle BLUE BALLS I had as I saw this total ROCKER locking up his sweet late 90's Brown Pontiac Bonneville. That dude was getting laid last night, I'm sure. I tried to get his autograph on my KMart receipt, but his holiness didnt have fuckin' time for that shit. So I got in my car, pulled straight over to IBA and fuckin' kicked a sweet verse of "Fly Me Courageous" in the parking lot before heading home to do some wrapping.
So with the move and other excitement that will be noted here in the future, L and I haven't had a second to do any sorts of holiday enjoyment. As a matter of fact, up to this point - our SUPER DAZZLE Christmas Season has kinda sucked. Thus being, last night was the first time I had a chance to go out on my own and do some shopping. Promptly and quickly started at 9:40PM and hit up a few choices purchasing spots. A liquor store to take care of the coworkers and then off to the cabalistic land known as KMart. The only one close to the place we are staying happens to be right across the street from ATLandmark the INTERNATIONAL BOWL ARCADE. Naw, didnt have time to shoot in for a sweet ass version of "Holy Diver", but either way I gave it a wink as I drove by. The KMart amazement was located off of Buford Highway in a not so awesome part of town and due to some quick thinking on my part - I knew they were open until midnight. Why KMart you ask? Well clearly they were the "PRICEBUSTER" when it came to my dad's Norelco Quadra Action 7800XLCC. There are about 12 cars in the parking lot as I rolled in about 10:30, but I must say that the freaks were lettin' it all hang out a little earlier than midnight last night. I saw two haggard 60 year old women smoking in the store and arguing with a clerk about a $1.50 towel she wanted for .$75 and was about to break this womans face over. "You must be a stupid girl" I heard as I charged on towards electronics. Weaving my way through the metalic landscape, I rounded the corner of one isle clearly catching a couple in the middle of a shoplifting scheme. Col Busted. I reach the preliminary boundry of the electronics dept and the KMart dude was mackin' on this thick chick. I was there to completely fucking bust up his score for the night to buy a fucking razor (with a self cleaning base). I waited for a while at the counter and he obviously didnt give a fuck about me, so finally I was all "hey, can I see this tight ass face shaver". He comes over slings open the case pulls out the blue one. Naw dawg, my dad dont dig on Aqua Marine, GUN METAL GREY - HOMES. After a lightning quick inspection, it passes the analysis and I'm ready to check out so this guy can get back up in dem guts. Dude, still pissed that I impeded upon his flow, goes to scan the item over the desensitizing thing and fucking slides the ONLY NORELCO 7800XLCC in the whole God Damn store right off the counter to the ground. Busting the box. He starts freakin out and brushing it off telling me not to worry b/c there is foam in there protecting the goods. I ask to switch the box, we do and I roll. At this point I just want to fucking get the shit out of KOOKY CASTLE. I nab some wrapping paper and a few choice looks from the interracial couple as I jam a killer drum solo on the kid drums at the front. Though jamming, I was ready to get out of there. Pay up and I fly out the door. Get to my car and as I am loading my shit into the trunk, an iridescent glow comes forth around the exterior rims of my vehicle. I look up and who is parked exactly next to my car climing out with a little sweet young thang? Kevn Kenny mutherfuckers! Honeysuckle BLUE BALLS I had as I saw this total ROCKER locking up his sweet late 90's Brown Pontiac Bonneville. That dude was getting laid last night, I'm sure. I tried to get his autograph on my KMart receipt, but his holiness didnt have fuckin' time for that shit. So I got in my car, pulled straight over to IBA and fuckin' kicked a sweet verse of "Fly Me Courageous" in the parking lot before heading home to do some wrapping.
