Horse Talk
H1: What do you think about this, Mr. Horsey?
H2: Poppycock, how dare you wave your fist at me, Mr. Horse.
H1: I think I want to ride on a bicycle seat towards town, Mr. Horsey.
H2: I believe I would like to eat a ketchup sandwich, Mr. Horse.
H1: Have you ever played bridge Mr. Horsey?
H2: I would whip your ass in a fine game of Bridge Mr. Horse, to arms!
H1: Have a lick on this salt lick, friend.
H2: I dont care to once you have placed the worcestershire sauce upon it, scab.
H1: Enough malarky, time to tend to the mill, to make the stone tortillas.
H2: Video monitoring?
H1: Picante!
H2: COLLEAGUES FOREVER!
H1: FOREVER IN PLEASUREFUL AMUSEMENT!