Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Blackneck
Please READ THIS! Mind Expansion.
Did anyone see the season finale of NASHVILLE STAR last night?
Let me rephrase that, did anyone see the first 5 MINUTES of NASHVILLE STAR last night? God knows that was about as much as I could take before my fucking brain leaped outta my head. In a GOOD WAY! Seriously, I had to turn the shit off because it was just too good! Here is a recap of the first 5 minutes...
10 year old LeAnn Rimes opened the show and introduced the first musical act - BIG & RICH and their MuzikMafia. This is the true meaning of a trainwreck/freakshow folks. If you dont know about em, they are the latest "pot stirrers" in Country music. You know the type...their image consultants made sure they wear the tattered jeans, CBGBs shirt, and Tom Cruise oakleys and sing about whiskey and shit. I didnt mean that to sound bad, swear. Well they have about a 14 person band including the following: A 75 year old fiddle player (B&R are both young), A midget on crutches who wears an orange jump suit and just dances, a drummer who was wearing a RANCID shirt, someone who stands on stage and paints a picture as they play, and last night nothing was better than their guest RAPPER - Cowboy Troy.
Big and Rich start the song off and here comes comes Cowboy Troy RUNNING from backstage to right up front. Now here is where it gets fucked! They are playin' a good new country jam, nothing special until Troy starts his patented "HICKHOP". Ladies and gents, this 6' 5" monsterous "blackneck" (self proclaimed) is THE HOTTEST THING IN NASHVILLE RIGHT NOW. Go smoke on that for a while. It was absolutely awesome. The verses consisted of him doing this sort of country twinged quick rhyming and during the choruses he just did this funny side to side dance like he was in CLUB 112. The song was about a train coming down the tracks and that you needed to move.
Women going crazy, men going crazy, me going crazy. The song finished and I was sweating and whistling so I had to turn the TV off immediately. Who gives a fuck about who won the damn contest...WHAT CONTEST? THIS DUDE TROY IS THE NEW ELVIS.
Please READ THIS! Mind Expansion.
Did anyone see the season finale of NASHVILLE STAR last night?
Let me rephrase that, did anyone see the first 5 MINUTES of NASHVILLE STAR last night? God knows that was about as much as I could take before my fucking brain leaped outta my head. In a GOOD WAY! Seriously, I had to turn the shit off because it was just too good! Here is a recap of the first 5 minutes...
10 year old LeAnn Rimes opened the show and introduced the first musical act - BIG & RICH and their MuzikMafia. This is the true meaning of a trainwreck/freakshow folks. If you dont know about em, they are the latest "pot stirrers" in Country music. You know the type...their image consultants made sure they wear the tattered jeans, CBGBs shirt, and Tom Cruise oakleys and sing about whiskey and shit. I didnt mean that to sound bad, swear. Well they have about a 14 person band including the following: A 75 year old fiddle player (B&R are both young), A midget on crutches who wears an orange jump suit and just dances, a drummer who was wearing a RANCID shirt, someone who stands on stage and paints a picture as they play, and last night nothing was better than their guest RAPPER - Cowboy Troy.
Big and Rich start the song off and here comes comes Cowboy Troy RUNNING from backstage to right up front. Now here is where it gets fucked! They are playin' a good new country jam, nothing special until Troy starts his patented "HICKHOP". Ladies and gents, this 6' 5" monsterous "blackneck" (self proclaimed) is THE HOTTEST THING IN NASHVILLE RIGHT NOW. Go smoke on that for a while. It was absolutely awesome. The verses consisted of him doing this sort of country twinged quick rhyming and during the choruses he just did this funny side to side dance like he was in CLUB 112. The song was about a train coming down the tracks and that you needed to move.
Women going crazy, men going crazy, me going crazy. The song finished and I was sweating and whistling so I had to turn the TV off immediately. Who gives a fuck about who won the damn contest...WHAT CONTEST? THIS DUDE TROY IS THE NEW ELVIS.
