Best Day Of The Year
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= best day of the year.
Ok so my office is moving tomorrow so I had to post this today. SATURDAY -
THE FUCKING KENTUCKY DERBY, YALLZ! This is hands down the best day of the year in sports. I fully plan on parking my ass in my baby pool in front of the TV all afternoon (races start at Noon on ESPN) with the derby actually happening at 6:15ish Saturday night.
Take a look at these horses (my rough pics, shit changes by the hour):
WILKO - Besides one of the best names in years, this horse is a strong 20-1 horse. You wouldn't guess it to look at the odds, but the field is filled with a lot of fluff this year and Wilko is a strong finisher. Watch this three year old around the final turn, he will kick that shit in to high gear and make a run for the roses.
Greeley's Galaxy - 15:1 odds. Take that shit. This horse blew the rest of the competition away in the Illinois Derby back in April. Look for this horse's start. Its in the Number 9 slot so its going to be right up in the mix early. If he can make it out of the first turn unscathed - he will be in good shape.
SOLID/SAFE PICK:
HIGH FLY - Beautiful horse. 8-1 Odds in the 11 slot. Great workouts this week, horse is just looking flat out strong. Fast as the wind, strong as a fucking bull.
GOOD LONGSHOT PICK:
SORT IT OUT The number one horse. What I think is Bob Baffert's only entrant in this year's derby. While, yes the guy can kinda be a fucker, he knows how to train horses. 50-1 and definitely worth the $2 trifecta.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING???: Buzzards Bay - 20th from the pole. 20-1 but dont get surprised if this little scamp comes up close to the front. He surprised everyone with a huge win at the Santa Anita Derby. Watch it.
NOW PLEASE EVERYONE, ENJOY THE DAY!!!!