TEAR IT DOWN!!!!
Ol' DADDY DARKNESS IS OUT OF THE COUNTRY!!! LETS PARTY!!!!!!!
AND BREAK INTO HIS FANTASY BASEBALL ACCOUNT AND BENCH ALL HIS STARTERS!
AND BREAK INTO HIS PLACE IN BOSTON AND HANG UP JIMMY FALLON POSTERS!
AND SCRATCH ALL HIS FOGHAT ALBUMS!
AND CALL PEOPLE FROM HIS HOME PHONE, PEOPLE LIKE - TREY ANASTAISO!
AND DRESS UP HIS COMPUTER!
AND AUTOGRAPH ALL HIS BOOKS!
AND CUT UP HIS MIND CAP!
AND ORDER A LIMO FULL OF PIZZAS TO ARRIVE AT HIS HOUSE THE DAY HE ARRIVES! (TO BE PAID FOR BY HIM!)
AND JAM LOUD ON HIS AMPS SO HIS NEIGHBORS CALL THE ROCK COPS!
AND TAKE A UPPER DECKER IN HIS TOILET!
THEN...
HEAD TO HIS FRIDGE AND DRINK ABOUT FIDY-LEVEN OF HIS BEERS!
AND PUT SOME MEAT IN HIS UNUSED CABINETS!
AND DANCE IN HIS DEN, TO THAT SHITTY SONG ABOUT PARTYING LIKE A ROCK STAR!
AND PROGRAM HIS TV SO THAT HE ONLY GETS THE OXYGEN CHANNEL!
AND HAVE SOME KEG STANDS (with pizza) WITH OPRAH IN HIS FRONT ROOM!
AND SET UP SOME KILLER KARAOKE JAMS STARING ALLYN'S BROTHER - BLAZE OF GLORY!
AND START A RAP GROUP!
AND INSTALL SOME TRACT LIGHTING!
AND INSTALL A BEER TAP THAT REQUIRES A CODE, THAT ONLY WE KNOW!
SALIVATE!