Friday, December 03, 2004
My Dentist Likes Blue Cheer
To start things off right...a direct quote from the dental hygienist cleaning my teeth yesterday:
"I'm going to cover your eyes with a tissue while I give you this salty blast to the face."
Dentists have new teeth cleaning technology you see. Sand blast your teeth.
It took all of my being not to laugh at that statement while Michael Bolton christmas blasted in the background. My actual dentist has always been weird ever since I started going to him as a wee lad. Like 7 I think. Yesterday we finally bonded, not really. He asked me what I was doing for New Year's Eve and I explained how I was headed to Chicago to see GBV's Last Show. He then asked who GBV was and I regaled him with a tale of my days at WUOG. This sparked his eye. He went on to tell me that he fondly remembers his day as one of the founding fathers of WVEE 103.3FM - V103. Not what you think. V103 was the FM station for Georgia State before they had WRAS. Anyways he fucking talked and talked and slobbered and slobbered about his days "behind the mic" (a phrase he used like 5 times) and kept me at the office for a good 30 minutes after my checkup (no cavities!). His workers were about to slaughter me as these stories of hearing Blue Cheer and them totally altering his thinking state were keeping them from their reruns of Will & Grace. So yeah, maybe the fucker is still a weirdo.
To start things off right...a direct quote from the dental hygienist cleaning my teeth yesterday:
"I'm going to cover your eyes with a tissue while I give you this salty blast to the face."
Dentists have new teeth cleaning technology you see. Sand blast your teeth.
It took all of my being not to laugh at that statement while Michael Bolton christmas blasted in the background. My actual dentist has always been weird ever since I started going to him as a wee lad. Like 7 I think. Yesterday we finally bonded, not really. He asked me what I was doing for New Year's Eve and I explained how I was headed to Chicago to see GBV's Last Show. He then asked who GBV was and I regaled him with a tale of my days at WUOG. This sparked his eye. He went on to tell me that he fondly remembers his day as one of the founding fathers of WVEE 103.3FM - V103. Not what you think. V103 was the FM station for Georgia State before they had WRAS. Anyways he fucking talked and talked and slobbered and slobbered about his days "behind the mic" (a phrase he used like 5 times) and kept me at the office for a good 30 minutes after my checkup (no cavities!). His workers were about to slaughter me as these stories of hearing Blue Cheer and them totally altering his thinking state were keeping them from their reruns of Will & Grace. So yeah, maybe the fucker is still a weirdo.
