This Kid is in TROUBLE!
Ok so I arrive to work this morning to find a voice mail in my inbox. I start to listen and quickly realize that its a bad prank call. Now once being on the cutting edge of the mischievous phone call scene, I feel as if my years of studying would allow me to recognize a good prank call. It takes creativity, it takes a sense of imagination beyond the likes of a normal human, and most of all it takes some heart. Now don't get me wrong, sometimes dick and butt jokes are funny - funny as hell, but in this case I think they failed. Here is a transcript of the message:
"I'll mow that lawn
man. Cause, I got these cheeseburgers
man, Ill
suck that dick man. Oh. I'll suck that fuckin dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That muthafuckin dick. Suck my dick nig. Suck it. Suck my fuckin dick. Suck it. Suck my dick. Suck MY DICK BITCH! .... Alright, I'm done."
What sounded like a 14 year old on a cell phone, obviously showing off for friends gets the grade of a "D+" for this message. The only reason he got a "+" was for the use of the cheeseburger line. Now here is the interesting part, I have this kid's cell phone number from the caller ID. I tried to call it this morning in hopes he would have voice mail set up, but unfortunately the voice mail message only has the phone number as the id. I was really hoping I could get his name, but either way I have not left a message yet.
This kid is about to get flip scolded into the next century. I will strike back, and strike hard with the force of my prankcestors. My initial idea was to call back and act as an "Agent" from the
Patriot Act Reinforcement Agency and tell this kid that he has violated several codes and has now been labeled a terrorist. Then I thought I should post things here, and see where everyone else thinks I should take this.