Friday, June 18, 2004
Dildo, at work?
A strange thing just happened to me on the way to the bathroom that involved something sexually taboo. Background Info: The bathroom in my office is directly in the middle of everyone, so basically if you are blasting it out in there, everyone can hear "your shit". So I was having a quick chat with a co-worker about some random excitement while making my way to the door of the tinkle space. I push open the door as I continue talking to her, finishing up our conversation. When I flip on the light, what do I see? A see-through dildo laying under the commode! I stopped in mid sentence and mid step. I was frozen, didn't know what to do...did I just "stumble" across someone's unmentionables? Did it fall out of the purse of one of my co-workers? All these things were racing though my mind as my co-worker in said conversation asks what is wrong. I almost didn't hear her because my mind was racing to figure out what A GOD DAMNED DILDO was doing in my work bathroom. All I could say was an utterance of, "uh...". She got up from her desk to come take a look at what has stopped me in my tracks. She walks around me and all I can do is point at the bulbous member. Quoth her, "What, the plunger?" Quickly realizing that this was transparent handle, (full with grip knobs) of the office plunger which had fallen over against the toilet...she again asks, "What did you think it was?" - - "NOTHING! Geez, just let me take a piss."
A strange thing just happened to me on the way to the bathroom that involved something sexually taboo. Background Info: The bathroom in my office is directly in the middle of everyone, so basically if you are blasting it out in there, everyone can hear "your shit". So I was having a quick chat with a co-worker about some random excitement while making my way to the door of the tinkle space. I push open the door as I continue talking to her, finishing up our conversation. When I flip on the light, what do I see? A see-through dildo laying under the commode! I stopped in mid sentence and mid step. I was frozen, didn't know what to do...did I just "stumble" across someone's unmentionables? Did it fall out of the purse of one of my co-workers? All these things were racing though my mind as my co-worker in said conversation asks what is wrong. I almost didn't hear her because my mind was racing to figure out what A GOD DAMNED DILDO was doing in my work bathroom. All I could say was an utterance of, "uh...". She got up from her desk to come take a look at what has stopped me in my tracks. She walks around me and all I can do is point at the bulbous member. Quoth her, "What, the plunger?" Quickly realizing that this was transparent handle, (full with grip knobs) of the office plunger which had fallen over against the toilet...she again asks, "What did you think it was?" - - "NOTHING! Geez, just let me take a piss."
