Monday, April 12, 2004
Dare I PROFILE?!?!
So I just got back from a pretty exciting lunch.
I was waiting in line at my favorite ATL burrito place (pales in comparison to the mighty Barberitos, but decent for ATL) behind a fellow standing with a blond girl who seemed to be primped. It was a very long line today so I ended up waiting almost 5 minutes before getting to the counter. While waiting I began to take notice of this dude. He was tall, probably about 20 years old, and wearing a John Deer hat. As the wait continued, I began to read this here feller's shirt. He was in a fraternity...Kappa Alpha at that. Kappa Alpha is pretty well renown for being the racist frat on most campuses. For example, on UGA's campus, these were the dudes who hung the 30 foot rebel flag from their house on all game days and beat the shit out of a black police man when he tried to check in on a party. Anyways, they are pretty much 'necks.
HIS shirt was for a "date night" they had over the weekend of April 2-3-4th in Savannah, GA. It was called the MAGNOLIA BALL and seemed to be the highlight of the year based on this fancy shirt. It didnt say which college it was for on the back, so I waited for him to turn around and caught that he attended Furman University. Furman, a very respectable school academically, is a dry school in a dry county- therefore all fraternities must be off campus and I assume have all of their formals out of town. This guy looked like he loved to party and loved formals.
The best part of this whole encounter was printed across the bottom of his shirt - it said the following:
"GEORGIA......GEORGIA....JUST AN OLD SWEET SONG, KEEPS GEORGIA ON MY MIND"
-Michael Bolton
Well, we all pretty much know that most Frat Boys are dumb fucks, but does this seal the deal?
I have absolutely changed my mind, I dont want to party with this dude anymore.
So I just got back from a pretty exciting lunch.
I was waiting in line at my favorite ATL burrito place (pales in comparison to the mighty Barberitos, but decent for ATL) behind a fellow standing with a blond girl who seemed to be primped. It was a very long line today so I ended up waiting almost 5 minutes before getting to the counter. While waiting I began to take notice of this dude. He was tall, probably about 20 years old, and wearing a John Deer hat. As the wait continued, I began to read this here feller's shirt. He was in a fraternity...Kappa Alpha at that. Kappa Alpha is pretty well renown for being the racist frat on most campuses. For example, on UGA's campus, these were the dudes who hung the 30 foot rebel flag from their house on all game days and beat the shit out of a black police man when he tried to check in on a party. Anyways, they are pretty much 'necks.
HIS shirt was for a "date night" they had over the weekend of April 2-3-4th in Savannah, GA. It was called the MAGNOLIA BALL and seemed to be the highlight of the year based on this fancy shirt. It didnt say which college it was for on the back, so I waited for him to turn around and caught that he attended Furman University. Furman, a very respectable school academically, is a dry school in a dry county- therefore all fraternities must be off campus and I assume have all of their formals out of town. This guy looked like he loved to party and loved formals.
The best part of this whole encounter was printed across the bottom of his shirt - it said the following:
"GEORGIA......GEORGIA....JUST AN OLD SWEET SONG, KEEPS GEORGIA ON MY MIND"
-Michael Bolton
Well, we all pretty much know that most Frat Boys are dumb fucks, but does this seal the deal?
I have absolutely changed my mind, I dont want to party with this dude anymore.
