Thursday, February 05, 2004
"It makes me warm"
So I noticed that the fine writers for this list are posting what they are listening to as of late. In certain cases they are posting what they are listening at this very moment at work. For some reason I really enjoy reading what everyone likes to listen to - to get them through. Well, this got mind a thankin' - you guys would sure love to read NOT what I am listening to lately, but what my bitch ass co-worker is stroking her inner feminine cooch to right now.
Aside: Now I should give a small amount of background on this subject before I throw this huge pile of shit out on the table, so here goes. First off there has never really been a rule about playing music in the office here, but it is crazy busy (besides the times I type here!!) so to have music playing at your desk all day is very distracting (I've tried). There are people coming and going from your office constantly so to have to turn it down every two minutes would be a waste. My coworker, however, is the laziest fuck on this earf. She is like 36 and has a fucking program on how to be fucking lazy and get out of doing every ounce of her work. She sits in her office all day and surfs the net in search of abandoned dogs to rescue and somehow finds a way to get in at 10 and leave at 4:15 almost every day (with out of the office coffee/breakfast/chocolate breaks in there too). As you can tell I could go for a while on this subject.
So within the past month, management has really cracked down on her ass because she is such a shit stain on our company. They have been micro-managing her (even though she is the most "senior" non management worker) and this week made her rearrange her office so her computer screen faces out towards her office door. Now they can walk down the hall and peek in on her instant messaging ALL DAY and cavorting with her furry friends. Well, SHE IS PISSED! She has now rigged this huge mirror which she can look at and see if anyone sneaks up behind her to see what she is doing, however she is not quick enough to minimize all the windows- dumb ass.
END ASIDE.
So this brings us to the present - she has started trying to do little "rebellions against the man" by doing stuff around the office to piss our management off. Little dumb ass stunts which have recently bled into her playing music in her office pretty loud (only solidifying the fact that she doesn’t do shit). So I roll into her office to get her play list. Here is what is getting her all hot and fired up to fuck up the system:
GORDON LIGHTFOOT!
INSPIRATIONAL SOUNDS...songs that make you think about life (bought at target on one of her breaks)
It sounds like god damn Lillith Fair coming from in there...stroke on strokezilla.
FUCK - maybe she is winning.
So I noticed that the fine writers for this list are posting what they are listening to as of late. In certain cases they are posting what they are listening at this very moment at work. For some reason I really enjoy reading what everyone likes to listen to - to get them through. Well, this got mind a thankin' - you guys would sure love to read NOT what I am listening to lately, but what my bitch ass co-worker is stroking her inner feminine cooch to right now.
Aside: Now I should give a small amount of background on this subject before I throw this huge pile of shit out on the table, so here goes. First off there has never really been a rule about playing music in the office here, but it is crazy busy (besides the times I type here!!) so to have music playing at your desk all day is very distracting (I've tried). There are people coming and going from your office constantly so to have to turn it down every two minutes would be a waste. My coworker, however, is the laziest fuck on this earf. She is like 36 and has a fucking program on how to be fucking lazy and get out of doing every ounce of her work. She sits in her office all day and surfs the net in search of abandoned dogs to rescue and somehow finds a way to get in at 10 and leave at 4:15 almost every day (with out of the office coffee/breakfast/chocolate breaks in there too). As you can tell I could go for a while on this subject.
So within the past month, management has really cracked down on her ass because she is such a shit stain on our company. They have been micro-managing her (even though she is the most "senior" non management worker) and this week made her rearrange her office so her computer screen faces out towards her office door. Now they can walk down the hall and peek in on her instant messaging ALL DAY and cavorting with her furry friends. Well, SHE IS PISSED! She has now rigged this huge mirror which she can look at and see if anyone sneaks up behind her to see what she is doing, however she is not quick enough to minimize all the windows- dumb ass.
END ASIDE.
So this brings us to the present - she has started trying to do little "rebellions against the man" by doing stuff around the office to piss our management off. Little dumb ass stunts which have recently bled into her playing music in her office pretty loud (only solidifying the fact that she doesn’t do shit). So I roll into her office to get her play list. Here is what is getting her all hot and fired up to fuck up the system:
GORDON LIGHTFOOT!
INSPIRATIONAL SOUNDS...songs that make you think about life (bought at target on one of her breaks)
It sounds like god damn Lillith Fair coming from in there...stroke on strokezilla.
FUCK - maybe she is winning.
